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Est. in a cardboard box.

ALLEY CAT
CEO

Different minds. Same team. One very serious face.

A grumpy stray cat runs an alley like a company. No plan. No hype. A meme token on Solana, getting ready for pump.fun.

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Fish first.

Alley Cat CEO, grumpy orange cat in a navy tie

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NO ROADMAP β€’ JUST VIBES β€’ FISH FIRST β€’ THE CHART IS WALLPAPER β€’ NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE β€’ NO ALPHA, ONLY FISH β€’ THE CEO IS NAPPING β€’ OFFICIAL LINKS ONLY β€’ NO ROADMAP β€’ JUST VIBES β€’ FISH FIRST β€’ THE CHART IS WALLPAPER β€’ NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE β€’ NO ALPHA, ONLY FISH β€’ THE CEO IS NAPPING β€’ OFFICIAL LINKS ONLY β€’ NO ROADMAP β€’ JUST VIBES β€’ FISH FIRST β€’ THE CHART IS WALLPAPER β€’ NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE β€’ NO ALPHA, ONLY FISH β€’ THE CEO IS NAPPING β€’ OFFICIAL LINKS ONLY β€’ NO ROADMAP β€’ JUST VIBES β€’ FISH FIRST β€’ THE CHART IS WALLPAPER β€’ NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE β€’ NO ALPHA, ONLY FISH β€’ THE CEO IS NAPPING β€’ OFFICIAL LINKS ONLY β€’

Every office has a boss.
This one has a cardboard box.

Behind a bankrupt paper company, one cat found a tie, a mug and a cardboard box. The rest is history. Slightly damp history.

1

The Box Office

The company folded. The cat inherited a striped tie, a navy mug and a box marked FRAGILE. An hour later he was CEO.

The Box Office
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2

Operations

A pigeon showed up for crumbs and left with the title of Operations Director. He operates mostly toward the exit.

Operations
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3

The Jar

A delivery truck dropped off a pickle jar by mistake. Inside: a golden fish in a tiny tie. The CEO blinked first.

The Jar
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4

The Intern

A raccoon arrived with zero experience and total confidence. Hired on the spot.

The Intern
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5

The Ledger

A tiny analyst counted every fish in public. Twice. She got two different numbers.

The Ledger
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6

The Doors Open

The alley gate has been closed for years. The team is getting ready to open it. Alley Cat CEO is coming.

The Doors Open
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⚠ IMPOSTOR ALERT

The Impostor

A gray cat taped on orange paper and a cheap tie and tried to take the job. A bulldog woke up. It went badly for him.

πŸ”¦ Officer Biscuit handled it. Carl ran.
The Impostor
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NOT THE BOSS
Alley Cat CEO is coming. 🐱

Different Minds. Same Team.

Seven personalities. Six employees. One impostor. Zero meetings that ended on time.

AlleyCatCEO

AlleyCatCEO

CEO

Founder of the alley. Carries a clipboard and a pointer. Has never pointed at anything useful.

β€œFish first.”

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Fun Fact

Checks exactly one chart. It's a drawing of a fish.

Plan0%
Naps87%
Seriousness100%

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The Pigeon

The Pigeon

Operations Director

Operates mostly in the direction of the exit.

β€œCoo. Gotta go.”

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Fun Fact

Never missed a meeting. Never finished one.

Time in meetings11%
Excuses100%
Watch checks99%

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Finn the Fish

Finn the Fish

Chief Fish Officer

The title is real. The salary is bubbles.

β€œBlub.”

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Fun Fact

"Blub" means "I told you so." It usually does.

Calm100%
Judgment100%
Dry land0%

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Officer Biscuit

Officer Biscuit

Head of Security

Sleeps with one eye open. Sometimes it's the right one.

β€œHalt. Official links only.”

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Fun Fact

Never lost a staring contest. Has also fallen asleep during several.

Naps on duty90%
Wakes for fakes100%
Snacks100%

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Rocco

Rocco

Intern

Saluted before being asked. Carries too much. Returns most of it.

β€œIntern ready!”

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Fun Fact

Applied for a title. Was given a lanyard. Considers it a promotion.

Enthusiasm100%
Coordination12%
Coffee cups40%

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Penny

Penny

Finance Analyst

Counts everything twice and gets two answers.

β€œLet me count that again.”

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Fun Fact

Her ledger is the only document in the alley anyone has read.

Precision100%
Patience70%
Pencils behind ear10%

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NOT AN EMPLOYEE
Copycat Carl

Copycat Carl

The Impostor

Not on the team. Sits next to a bin that says NOT THE BOSS and swears it says the opposite.

β€œTrust me, I'm the CEO.”

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Fun Fact

His costume always falls apart. Every single time.

Believability3%
Tape holding8%
Confidence100%

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The Alley Attitude

Five principles that keep the alley running. No fine print. No exceptions.

1
🐾

FREE

Nobody owns the alley. Not the market, not the influencers, not Penny (she tried).

2
🐦

UNBOTHERED

The market is a pigeon. It shows up, it leaves early, and we still call it productive.

3
πŸ“’

ANTI-HYPE

No roadmaps, no alpha, no "wen" anything. Just naps.

4
❀️

LOYAL

The CEO ignores almost everyone. Except the ones who show up. He just won't say it out loud.

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🐟

HONEST

We're a meme. We said it first. That's our whole edge.

🎯

That's the alley way. Take it or leave it.

The only chart the CEO checks

Professional technical analysis. Totally reliable. Definitely not a doodle.

Fish
Also Fish
Before
After
Fish Trajectory
"Looks fishy to me" (CEO)

* This is not a real chart. Any resemblance to actual market data is purely coincidental.

** The CEO has been staring at this for 3 hours. No insights were gained.

β€œI understand charts now. This one goes fish.” (CEO)

Need a decision? The CEO is in (barely).

Submit your most important questions to the most qualified cat in the alley.

Alley Cat CEO thinking

Click the button above to request an executive decision.

Recent CEO Decisions:

β€’ All fish must be counted. Twice. By Penny.
β€’ Rocco is promoted to Senior Intern. No salary change.
β€’ Pigeon meetings extended to 12 minutes. Revolutionary.

Legal Notice: CEO decisions are binding in the alley only. Results may vary in the real world. The CEO cannot be held responsible for any consequences, as he is a cat.

The numbers (short)

All the important details. The CEO gets bored after this.

PRE-LAUNCH

Name

Alley Cat CEO

Ticker

$ALLEY

Network

Solana

Platform

pump.fun

Total Supply

Fixed by platform

1,000,000,000

Presale

None

Team Allocation

None

Transfer Tax

None

Creator Fee

pump.fun standard

Creator Wallet

Coming soon

Contract Address

Coming soon
⚠️

Only verify information after launch by checking the pump.fun coin page directly. We will never DM you first and will never ask for money. If someone does, it's probably Carl.

The Meowdmap

We don't do roadmaps. We do meowdmaps.
No dates. No price targets. Just plans.

βœ“

Hire the team

DONE
βœ“

Open the alley's X and Telegram

DONE
βœ“

Season 1 of the story

DONE
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Prepare to launch on pump.fun

IN PROGRESS
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Open the gate

NEXT
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Stickers, comics & new story chapters

NEXT
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Community meme wall & caption contests

NEXT
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More surprises from the alley

SOMEDAY

This meowdmap represents our current intentions, not promises or guarantees. Plans may change based on community feedback, or because the CEO took a nap.

β€œPlanning is overrated. Napping is underrated.” (CEO)

The Alley Wall

Six stories from the alley. Pinned by the CEO. Click any card to read the full story.

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The First Morning

The First Morning

The tie was on the floor. The box was unmarked. The CEO made a decision.

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Barry's Last Excuse

Barry's Last Excuse

He had a thing. He always has a thing.

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Finn Judges in Silence

Finn Judges in Silence

He said nothing. He said everything.

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Rocco Carries Too Much

Rocco Carries Too Much

Four coffees, a borrowed fish, and one unsolicited business plan.

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Penny Counts Again

Penny Counts Again

The numbers matched. She counted anyway.

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Carl Gets Caught. Again.

Carl Gets Caught. Again.

The tape was peeling before he even opened his mouth.

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Your story goes here next.

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Frequently Asked Questions

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